All Dogs Go To Heaven

If all dogs go to heaven, doesn't that create some issues? What about the Muslim kid who dies and goes to the afterlife and finds out his dog is in heaven and meanwhile, he's chilling out with a Buddha? That fucking sucks. They probably wanted to hang out and now they can't. I don't think God should be allowed to have all the dogs. Maybe just some of them. This is the kind of shit I think about when I'm at work.