I make it rain on these ho's

I make it rain.
Not in the Fat Joe, hip-hop sense of the phrase, but in the "I'm a super villain with a weather machine" sense of the phrase.
Better grab an umbrella.

What?! What did I say?!

How come it's ok to tell your friends that you had sex on a playground late at night, but if you subtract one person and say "I masturbate on playgrounds late at night", they're calling the cops?

Damn moral police.