I'm tired of writing titles for you. Do you think titles grow on trees?

The Chinese restaurant down the street from us started giving out these Emotional Damage fortune cookies with every meal you get. I'm not sure I like them very much.

The other day I had one that said "You walk funny" and I looked on the back for the lucky numbers and it said "fuck you, that's what" in code.

I'm just not sure that's encouraging healthy behavior patterns.