I would look quite the fool. An April fool as it were.

April fools is right around the corner, which means that your friends are going to pull stuff on you. I suggest buying a gun. Or, if that's not your kind of thing, you can just pull a prank on them. I pulled a prank on my grandma this one year. I went to her house and set all of her clocks back 3 hours. You should have seen her waking up at 11 o'clock thinking it was 8. I popped out of this closet like, "Oh man Grandma! April Fool's! I got you so bad hahahaha!"
And she was all "My heart pills, my heart pills, need...pills....you...evil boy".
I think she appreciated the humor of it.
So I wish you a happy and safe April Fool's day. May your pranks bring shame and embarrassment to those closest to your heart.